that's it -- next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France.

"During their meeting, Chirac rejected Israel's request that France add Hezbollah to the European Union's list of terrorist organizations, arguing that the group has a socio-political wing that fulfills important social functions in Lebanon. Furthermore, he said, a denunciation of the organization might actually harm Israel, as it would strengthen Hezbollah at the expense of the government in Beirut."
HaAretz, Fri., March 04, 2005 (Adar1 23, 5765)
"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag." --David Letterman